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Conan the Destroyer
November 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment
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IMDB rating: 5.20 Plot: Princess Jehnna has been captured by a sorcerer, so the evil queen Taramis (who wants to sacrifice Jehnna and take the throne for ever) asks from Conan to find her and bring her back to the castle. Conan accepts, because Taramis has magical powers and thus she is the only person who can bring his dead love back in life. |
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How might Conan the Barbarian react if a radical feminist yelled at him for holding a door open for her?
I am of course referring to the character that graced the 1982 cheese-fest film (and followed up with the sequel – "Conan the Destroyer").
http://www2.iath.virginia.edu/Barbarians /Essays/conan1.jpg
He might take her over his knee and give her a good paddling until her layers of toughness wore away to reveal a layer of wide eyed, teary eyed, sacharrine sweetness….and then she’de apologise.
Stars | May 18, 2008
Well, as Red Sonja said ‘I cannot love a man who cannot beat me in a fight’ – so he would probably say ‘at arms!’ and then they would matrix stylee each other
Eleanor B | May 18, 2008
haha the soundtrack is great, he would frown in a confused way, shrug his sholders and knock her out hahaha
eoghan g | May 18, 2008
He would call her a witch and burn her to death as men have slaughtered women of "independent mind" for thousands of years, such as the five million women of "independent mind" slaughtered in the aftermath of the Christian Malleus Maleficarum.
patois | May 18, 2008
hahaha.
You tell me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txitDIyxF Ak
afraidofamericans | May 18, 2008
I doubt it would phase him much:
Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Curtis Strangelove III | May 18, 2008
I fhe was a real barbarian, he wouldn’t open the door, he’d smash it in with an axe.
Louise C | May 19, 2008
I suppose it depends on how big a sword she was holding.
emeraldas2001 | May 19, 2008